7-11

As I sit sweating in the sweltering sun of the Southwest, desperately waiting for the rain to come and bless our Earth, I daydream of the amenities that America has to offer.

Sprinklers. 

Missile Pop Popsicles.

Slurpee’s. 

Speaking of Slurpee’s, today is July 11, 7-11, which means one very important thing. 

FREE SLURPEE’S!

Everyone get in your car, put on your walking shoes, and head down to your local convenient store.  Pull that lever to release the sugary, Coke flavored, ice mixture that will instantly cool you down.  

Now head back to the pool our to your lounger in the backyard, rub that sunscreen in, put your shades on, and drink that drink.

Every, last, drop.